Funny ass blonde jokes
Q: Why did they call the blonde "Twinkie"? You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet. Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? Lionsfan14 2 years ago. Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a NASA experiment where they were sending women out to different planets. Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips. A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box! Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull? A: She dropped her briefs.
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A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly? Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? So the uncle bought him a used car dealership. I'm married to a blonde beauty so, I speak blonde.
Q: What's a blondes favorite bread? Q: What was the average age of a cave man? A: They have to pull their own pants down. A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down. The blonde stays put and says, 'I'm blonde and beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here'. Q: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed? Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.